Those country boys are hot!
Especially if you find one (or more) out in the woods, in the back of the truck, finishing off a case or two of beer. What happens out in the woods with two “straight” boys – that didn’t happen. As in: “I’m straight but I’ll let you suck my dick.” A lot of great gay romances start out with that pickup line.
This picture also makes legit the old fratboy line, “OMG was I drunk last night.”