“Quick! Before somebody sees us!”
That line isn’t necessarily a closet case line. Suppose the somebody they’re talking about was one of their boyfriends. Maybe a roommate with a “no gay hookups in the dorm room” policy. Maybe one of them isn’t into PDA (“public displays of affection”) at all. We’ve dated boys like that before.
Well … if truth be told, we have dated those guys … “dated” them for a very short while!